Sick

I don't do sick. I'm a nurse, I look after other people when they're sick, but I don't do sick. I hate it, I hate not being able to breathe, I hate the snotty nose, I hate the sore throat, I hate the head ache. I'm a man when I'm sick. I'm the sickest person on earth. I whinge, really I do, I do classic whinging noises until I get some attention. I don't care if you've got a rare form of african virus, I have a cold and I am therefore sicker than you. The most exercis I've done today is to raise my head from the pillow. I think I'll stay fat forever at this rate.